Sunday, 29 March 2009

Left 4 Blogging

Long time no update I know but shoot me I've been too busy lately.

Erm, yeah I was meant to update like an hour ago but got caught watching Left 4 Dead videos on youtube and now lost motivation so yeah.

Couple more weeks and university will be done for this year and all my work will have been handed in.

Can't wait.

P.S. Eventually during summer I will be creating another blog which is going to be a portfolio of my work.


Friday, 23 January 2009

For now one lays sleep for two.

Well, is 4:08 in the morning, I really should be in bed but meh, A. cant be arsed. B. *growl*.

I dunno, well hope next week flies by but hope weekend drags its ass.

Hmm the late nights never change, always the same hum of my computer, rat making noise, n wind outside, been the same for years. Hmm wondering about the wonderer who wonders to think.

Hmm well I finally got Holiday Plan - Giving Up, a song I've been after for almost 3 year, finally got sick of looking n paid 0.69p on amazon for it, so can't complain really, great song too, pity theres not enough singing cos I love the guys voice.

Guess I should sleep soon, mind is wandering too much, starts hitting crap I'd rather avoid if I leave it too, am hungry aswell. Hmm guess somethings never change.

Hmm understand this post aint gonna make alot of sense to others but it all links in my mind. Gah gotta be up early tomorrow too to go get train tickets.

night.

Thursday, 15 January 2009

A day too late.

Man am tired, I've forgotton everything I was supposed to say these past couple of days, dammit.
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Oh well lets blame busy life on it eh?

Let's see, I know I wanted to bitch about chavs, but bah I don't have the motivation anymore. Dammit I think I mighta actually lost the will to bitch.

I think Vixxy might have calmed me down or n made me too happy to actually jot down a decent bitch at these people. Maybe now in life is when I should start to forgive the flaws of humans and instead post postivite thinking and thoughts to enchance readers lifes even just a lil...

Nah, fuck that.

Okay chavs! Well basically the way they speak, gah it's been annoying lately cos once I notice something, I seem to notice it every where I go after that.

Now I don't wanna rip on these people, but seriously I don't get how these people figure themselfs out.

Right okay lets acess chav speaking;
1. Don't speak proper english, sound drunk or jacked up on coke.
2. Pronounce words wrong.
3. Put on a accent that makes you sound like you came outta the ghetto.
4. Keep your jaw open all the fucking time, just to make you look stupid (like a chav).
5. Swear.

Right thats it, mix em together and your talking like a pro! I just don't get it, I mean obviously these people talk like this 'on purpose', it's like why?! It sounds horrible, it actually sounds like you have an IQ of about 30.

It just got me wondering really, do these people put this voice on, or does it just become normal for them, or is it literally the fact they are so dumb they just talk like that? I dunno, I wanna know but I don't, or is there a 'Chav Form' or something that you gotta sign and hand in? Along with frigging proof your getting your giro's, heh fuck it man its horrible, they really should record themselfs n listen to how they sound, cos I tell you what I'd rather hear myself sing than listen to them.

Not much else to say to be honest, there was something about couple of old people but judging from my last post, think I'll give them a rest.
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So away from all that how about my news, well I got my new glasses today so yay. Hmm nothing else at all.

Peace out, x.

Oh, also if you got any weird stories please do email me, anicepten@msn.com, i'll post em up too could be fun.

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Give us a drum roll!

Yeah, okay so just a quick update before the real update comes tonight, probably. Few things to nag about (but what did you expect?)

Hope you all had a good new year, made resolutions you can't keep. Most importantly your Cruncher hasn't changed in the slighest and will be back to comment on the dumb people that cover this world, or at least on his way home from University.

Let the shit fest continue...when I get home.

Friday, 21 November 2008

Justice Man and the Revenge of the OAPs

OK here we go. Should be a good one today folks, quite a bit to go about, just wish it wasn't so fucking cold I can't type!

Justice Man!
Yeah here we go with Justice Man! Okay so this morning am sat on the bus, and some guy gets on, and goes to talk to two other young lads on the bus, this guy is fairly old and later I find out hes about 40 years old (he said it so yeah). So basically they all start going on about fights and chavvy shit that really I was just letting pass, until he said "Oh I've been in jail 4 times" and quite loud may I add.

This is when I started to listen to him. It was fucking unbelievable! This guy was complaining about injustice because like sometimes it 'wasn't'' his fault. Eh if the law found a cunt like you guilty it probably was your fault you dumb shit. So then he starts talking about a load of shit and he says stuff like "ya know if its not your fault and you get time for it you need to get the person who's fault it was"...Duh you dumb fuck and whats that gonna solve. So he starts saying basically "You gotta torture them, go around each week and put there windows through, ya know torture them" I mean wtf, you get time so you thought you justice would be violence and end up getting caught and then doing more time.

The thick fuck even said "Basically you gotta torture them, its terrorism, that's all" WHAT THE FUCK?! Your admitting terrorism is your ideal justice! You fucktard! You deserve to be fucked up the ass by some big burly sweaty cocked con if that's your solution! Terrorism!

The thing was he wasn't a bully! I kinda established he didn't go beating the shit outta people for no reason, but what a dick, these people need to realise that theres funner ways of revenge than a stone and a frigging window, goddammit. But by using terrorism as his justice he becomes a bully, and its just a viscous cycle then. Asshole

Gah the things you hear when you dint have a frigging gun! And lets face it the thick fuck deserves it!

Okay I couldn't resist this;



Okay *claps hands* now here's the real rant of this post. Yeah I ain't started yet folks. I may add to the record that this rant has been boiling for at least 5 years. Finally tonight it bubbled over the top of the pan and now, OAPs your gonna get fucked tonight.

Old Aged Pensioners
That's right, you know who the fuck you are. Fucking coffin dodgers to use a lesser term. For so many fucking years I've had to put up with old women! Yeah that's right old women! The old men just stay in the house or die! The old women though, nah! They wanna hold onto whatever little life they have and go out and annoy fucking everyone! Even inanimate objects ffs!

GOD! They are so fucking incredible annoying! They walk slow! They nag about every fucking thing! And the no.1 thing that fucks me off! The no.1 thing that makes me wanna scream at them is they think they know it all! They think years of life fucking has any effect on modern life! Times changed you thick fuck! Oh what you can't hear me?! You deaf shit just go away!

Examples so you dont think am a fucking loon...well I am but ya know.

Huge bus queue on the way home from Middlesbrough, I mean its like running down the station ffs, I'm stood in front of some old women, not far from front of the queue. All I could hear was "Dont let anyone get in front of you." "Oh dont worry no ones getting in front of me"...WHAT?! The fuck are you SUPER OAP? Gonna fucking karate kick the chavs outta ya way are ya?! No your gonna nag em to death!

Fuck sake.

Next, the same bunch of women...women...no coffin dodgers...are fucking nagging about every person that goes in front of them in the queue! Now I see there arguement but they are all too quick to judge! Cos half of them were only checking the time on the computer or checking it on the board and then going back to the queue! And there like "Oh theres another, no manners...NAG NAG NAG NAG"

*turn around*

"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I mean I was pissing myself laughing every time there 'nag' turned out to be a overreaction.

Okay and am on the bus, the bus is packed like full, literally couldn't accept anyone else on the bus, am sat quite nicely on a chair, just keeping self to self. This damn old gitty woman is looking at me with her death eyes like am meant to say "Oh excuse me would you like my seat." Fuck no! I got here first, call me selfish but fuck you, first come first serve, maybe if you were a lil faster! Ha!

Another one back in the bus queue was like walking right into the back of me! Basically pushing me along! And she was like frigging dwarf size! Goddamit was so annoying!

Half of these OAPs have the damn Grim Reaper behind them whimpering for them to hurry up!

Am getting distracted as am trying to write so I may have to cut it short. Probably good too.

Okay so again Mr Justice Man is back for one last try at justice;



P.S The singer in The Used needs singing lessons in "Box of Sharp Objects" cos it sucks.

Peace out guys.

Monday, 17 November 2008

THIS IS NABNESS

Oh what to say, well in the quick life news, lifes going pretty good at the moment so can't complain.

But now onto a few more points...I've got shit all to be honest.

BUS
Umm some crazy guy behind me on the bus today kept on clearing this throat, it was quite weird to be honest he was going for a good like 20 min...*Ahem, cough, ahem, *HAAAAA* cough cough ahem* fuck sake all the way to Middlesbrough, feel sorry for the person next to him man.

Winters getting slow I guess, everyones keeping to themselfs and getting on. Quite peaceful but makes for shit blogging.

SHOWER
Oh! I did get hit in the face with my shower curtain pole...yeah hit it with my hand and BLAM came and hit me in the face...so I put it back up and carried on showering *rawr~* and then BLAm again it fell but not on me this time...because I did a fucking matrix style slow down n caught the rail and killed a Agent right before my eyes...then put the shower rail back up and continued.

CHAN
Just for giggles for anyone who reads this and knows what am talking about...CHAN YOUR A CUNT! <3 I swear I will have my revenge! your prank sucked too.

Enjoy this small sound clip, one that's been going through my head for most of the night. MURLOCS FTW.


Peace out peeps. Enjoy x

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

It happens tonight!

Yes thats right, Wrath of the Lich King is coming out tonight.

Hopefully my pre-order will come today when I get home. I'll get it patched up and go do my last dailies, get some bandages and sort out Mr Rogue.

Then I might go take a nap and then wait til 12am. Then after that it's party time on WoW!

Every WoW nerd is gonna be playing tonight, postmans gonna have a tough time today, he's gonna be delivering Lich King games all damn day today.

So lets celebrate with booze and food and play WoW til the new day rises! Even then I aint going to Uni on thursday.

Peace out.