OK here we go. Should be a good one today folks, quite a bit to go about, just wish it wasn't so fucking cold I can't type!
Justice Man!Yeah here we go with Justice Man! Okay so this morning am sat on the bus, and some guy gets on, and goes to talk to two other young lads on the bus, this guy is fairly old and later I find out hes about 40 years old (he said it so yeah). So basically they all start going on about fights and chavvy shit that really I was just letting pass, until he said "Oh I've been in jail 4 times" and quite loud may I add.
This is when I started to listen to him. It was fucking unbelievable! This guy was complaining about injustice because like sometimes it 'wasn't'' his fault. Eh if the law found a cunt like you guilty it probably was your fault you dumb shit. So then he starts talking about a load of shit and he says stuff like "ya know if its not your fault and you get time for it you need to get the person who's fault it was"...Duh you dumb fuck and whats that gonna solve. So he starts saying basically "You gotta torture them, go around each week and put there windows through, ya know torture them" I mean wtf, you get time so you thought you justice would be violence and end up getting caught and then doing more time.
The thick fuck even said "Basically you gotta torture them, its terrorism, that's all" WHAT THE FUCK?! Your admitting terrorism is your ideal justice! You fucktard! You deserve to be fucked up the ass by some big burly sweaty cocked con if that's your solution! Terrorism!
The thing was he wasn't a bully! I kinda established he didn't go beating the shit outta people for no reason, but what a dick, these people need to realise that theres funner ways of revenge than a stone and a frigging window, goddammit. But by using terrorism as his justice he becomes a bully, and its just a viscous cycle then. Asshole
Gah the things you hear when you dint have a frigging gun! And lets face it the thick fuck deserves it!
Okay I couldn't resist this;
Okay *claps hands* now here's the real rant of this post. Yeah I ain't started yet folks. I may add to the record that this rant has been boiling for at least 5 years. Finally tonight it bubbled over the top of the pan and now, OAPs your gonna get fucked tonight.
Old Aged Pensioners That's right, you know who the fuck you are. Fucking coffin dodgers to use a lesser term. For so many fucking years I've had to put up with old women! Yeah that's right old women! The old men just stay in the house or die! The old women though, nah! They wanna hold onto whatever little life they have and go out and annoy fucking everyone! Even inanimate objects ffs!
GOD! They are so fucking incredible annoying! They walk slow! They nag about every fucking thing! And the no.1 thing that fucks me off! The no.1 thing that makes me wanna scream at them is they think they know it all! They think years of life fucking has any effect on modern life! Times changed you thick fuck! Oh what you can't hear me?! You deaf shit just go away!
Examples so you dont think am a fucking loon...well I am but ya know.
Huge bus queue on the way home from Middlesbrough, I mean its like running down the station ffs, I'm stood in front of some old women, not far from front of the queue. All I could hear was "Dont let anyone get in front of you." "Oh dont worry no ones getting in front of me"...WHAT?! The fuck are you SUPER OAP? Gonna fucking karate kick the chavs outta ya way are ya?! No your gonna nag em to death!
Fuck sake.
Next, the same bunch of women...women...no coffin dodgers...are fucking nagging about every person that goes in front of them in the queue! Now I see there arguement but they are all too quick to judge! Cos half of them were only checking the time on the computer or checking it on the board and then going back to the queue! And there like "Oh theres another, no manners...NAG NAG NAG NAG"
*turn around*
"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
I mean I was pissing myself laughing every time there 'nag' turned out to be a overreaction.
Okay and am on the bus, the bus is packed like full, literally couldn't accept anyone else on the bus, am sat quite nicely on a chair, just keeping self to self. This damn old gitty woman is looking at me with her death eyes like am meant to say "Oh excuse me would you like my seat." Fuck no! I got here first, call me selfish but fuck you, first come first serve, maybe if you were a lil faster! Ha!
Another one back in the bus queue was like walking right into the back of me! Basically pushing me along! And she was like frigging dwarf size! Goddamit was so annoying!
Half of these OAPs have the damn Grim Reaper behind them whimpering for them to hurry up!
Am getting distracted as am trying to write so I may have to cut it short. Probably good too.
Okay so again Mr Justice Man is back for one last try at justice;
P.S The singer in The Used needs singing lessons in "Box of Sharp Objects" cos it sucks.
Peace out guys.
