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Left 4 Blogging

2009-03-29T15:49:00.000-07:00

Long time no update I know but shoot me I've been too busy lately.

Erm, yeah I was meant to update like an hour ago but got caught watching Left 4 Dead videos on youtube and now lost motivation so yeah.

Couple more weeks and university will be done for this year and all my work will have been handed in.

Can't wait.

P.S. Eventually during summer I will be creating another blog which is going to be a portfolio of my work.

For now one lays sleep for two.

2009-01-23T20:06:00.000-08:00

Well, is 4:08 in the morning, I really should be in bed but meh, A. cant be arsed. B. *growl*.

I dunno, well hope next week flies by but hope weekend drags its ass.

Hmm the late nights never change, always the same hum of my computer, rat making noise, n wind outside, been the same for years. Hmm wondering about the wonderer who wonders to think.

Hmm well I finally got Holiday Plan - Giving Up, a song I've been after for almost 3 year, finally got sick of looking n paid 0.69p on amazon for it, so can't complain really, great song too, pity theres not enough singing cos I love the guys voice.

Guess I should sleep soon, mind is wandering too much, starts hitting crap I'd rather avoid if I leave it too, am hungry aswell. Hmm guess somethings never change.

Hmm understand this post aint gonna make alot of sense to others but it all links in my mind. Gah gotta be up early tomorrow too to go get train tickets.

night.

A day too late.

2009-01-15T15:27:00.000-08:00

Man am tired, I've forgotton everything I was supposed to say these past couple of days, dammit.
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Oh well lets blame busy life on it eh?

Let's see, I know I wanted to bitch about chavs, but bah I don't have the motivation anymore. Dammit I think I mighta actually lost the will to bitch.

I think Vixxy might have calmed me down or n made me too happy to actually jot down a decent bitch at these people. Maybe now in life is when I should start to forgive the flaws of humans and instead post postivite thinking and thoughts to enchance readers lifes even just a lil...

Nah, fuck that.

Okay chavs! Well basically the way they speak, gah it's been annoying lately cos once I notice something, I seem to notice it every where I go after that.

Now I don't wanna rip on these people, but seriously I don't get how these people figure themselfs out.

Right okay lets acess chav speaking;
1. Don't speak proper english, sound drunk or jacked up on coke.
2. Pronounce words wrong.
3. Put on a accent that makes you sound like you came outta the ghetto.
4. Keep your jaw open all the fucking time, just to make you look stupid (like a chav).
5. Swear.

Right thats it, mix em together and your talking like a pro! I just don't get it, I mean obviously these people talk like this 'on purpose', it's like why?! It sounds horrible, it actually sounds like you have an IQ of about 30.

It just got me wondering really, do these people put this voice on, or does it just become normal for them, or is it literally the fact they are so dumb they just talk like that? I dunno, I wanna know but I don't, or is there a 'Chav Form' or something that you gotta sign and hand in? Along with frigging proof your getting your giro's, heh fuck it man its horrible, they really should record themselfs n listen to how they sound, cos I tell you what I'd rather hear myself sing than listen to them.

Not much else to say to be honest, there was something about couple of old people but judging from my last post, think I'll give them a rest.
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So away from all that how about my news, well I got my new glasses today so yay. Hmm nothing else at all.

Peace out, x.

Oh, also if you got any weird stories please do email me, anicepten@msn.com, i'll post em up too could be fun.

Give us a drum roll!

2009-01-14T01:34:00.000-08:00

Yeah, okay so just a quick update before the real update comes tonight, probably. Few things to nag about (but what did you expect?)

Hope you all had a good new year, made resolutions you can't keep. Most importantly your Cruncher hasn't changed in the slighest and will be back to comment on the dumb people that cover this world, or at least on his way home from University.

Let the shit fest continue...when I get home.

Justice Man and the Revenge of the OAPs

2008-11-21T09:15:00.001-08:00

OK here we go. Should be a good one today folks, quite a bit to go about, just wish it wasn't so fucking cold I can't type!

Justice Man!
Yeah here we go with Justice Man! Okay so this morning am sat on the bus, and some guy gets on, and goes to talk to two other young lads on the bus, this guy is fairly old and later I find out hes about 40 years old (he said it so yeah). So basically they all start going on about fights and chavvy shit that really I was just letting pass, until he said "Oh I've been in jail 4 times" and quite loud may I add.

This is when I started to listen to him. It was fucking unbelievable! This guy was complaining about injustice because like sometimes it 'wasn't'' his fault. Eh if the law found a cunt like you guilty it probably was your fault you dumb shit. So then he starts talking about a load of shit and he says stuff like "ya know if its not your fault and you get time for it you need to get the person who's fault it was"...Duh you dumb fuck and whats that gonna solve. So he starts saying basically "You gotta torture them, go around each week and put there windows through, ya know torture them" I mean wtf, you get time so you thought you justice would be violence and end up getting caught and then doing more time.

The thick fuck even said "Basically you gotta torture them, its terrorism, that's all" WHAT THE FUCK?! Your admitting terrorism is your ideal justice! You fucktard! You deserve to be fucked up the ass by some big burly sweaty cocked con if that's your solution! Terrorism!

The thing was he wasn't a bully! I kinda established he didn't go beating the shit outta people for no reason, but what a dick, these people need to realise that theres funner ways of revenge than a stone and a frigging window, goddammit. But by using terrorism as his justice he becomes a bully, and its just a viscous cycle then. Asshole

Gah the things you hear when you dint have a frigging gun! And lets face it the thick fuck deserves it!

Okay I couldn't resist this;

Okay *claps hands* now here's the real rant of this post. Yeah I ain't started yet folks. I may add to the record that this rant has been boiling for at least 5 years. Finally tonight it bubbled over the top of the pan and now, OAPs your gonna get fucked tonight.

Old Aged Pensioners
That's right, you know who the fuck you are. Fucking coffin dodgers to use a lesser term. For so many fucking years I've had to put up with old women! Yeah that's right old women! The old men just stay in the house or die! The old women though, nah! They wanna hold onto whatever little life they have and go out and annoy fucking everyone! Even inanimate objects ffs!

GOD! They are so fucking incredible annoying! They walk slow! They nag about every fucking thing! And the no.1 thing that fucks me off! The no.1 thing that makes me wanna scream at them is they think they know it all! They think years of life fucking has any effect on modern life! Times changed you thick fuck! Oh what you can't hear me?! You deaf shit just go away!

Examples so you dont think am a fucking loon...well I am but ya know.

Huge bus queue on the way home from Middlesbrough, I mean its like running down the station ffs, I'm stood in front of some old women, not far from front of the queue. All I could hear was "Dont let anyone get in front of you." "Oh dont worry no ones getting in front of me"...WHAT?! The fuck are you SUPER OAP? Gonna fucking karate kick the chavs outta ya way are ya?! No your gonna nag em to death!

Fuck sake.

Next, the same bunch of women...women...no coffin dodgers...are fucking nagging about every person that goes in front of them in the queue! Now I see there arguement but they are all too quick to judge! Cos half of them were only checking the time on the computer or checking it on the board and then going back to the queue! And there like "Oh theres another, no manners...NAG NAG NAG NAG"

*turn around*

"JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I mean I was pissing myself laughing every time there 'nag' turned out to be a overreaction.

Okay and am on the bus, the bus is packed like full, literally couldn't accept anyone else on the bus, am sat quite nicely on a chair, just keeping self to self. This damn old gitty woman is looking at me with her death eyes like am meant to say "Oh excuse me would you like my seat." Fuck no! I got here first, call me selfish but fuck you, first come first serve, maybe if you were a lil faster! Ha!

Another one back in the bus queue was like walking right into the back of me! Basically pushing me along! And she was like frigging dwarf size! Goddamit was so annoying!

Half of these OAPs have the damn Grim Reaper behind them whimpering for them to hurry up!

Am getting distracted as am trying to write so I may have to cut it short. Probably good too.

Okay so again Mr Justice Man is back for one last try at justice;

P.S The singer in The Used needs singing lessons in "Box of Sharp Objects" cos it sucks.

Peace out guys.

THIS IS NABNESS

2008-11-17T11:50:00.000-08:00

Oh what to say, well in the quick life news, lifes going pretty good at the moment so can't complain.

But now onto a few more points...I've got shit all to be honest.

BUS
Umm some crazy guy behind me on the bus today kept on clearing this throat, it was quite weird to be honest he was going for a good like 20 min...*Ahem, cough, ahem, *HAAAAA* cough cough ahem* fuck sake all the way to Middlesbrough, feel sorry for the person next to him man.

Winters getting slow I guess, everyones keeping to themselfs and getting on. Quite peaceful but makes for shit blogging.

SHOWER
Oh! I did get hit in the face with my shower curtain pole...yeah hit it with my hand and BLAM came and hit me in the face...so I put it back up and carried on showering *rawr~* and then BLAm again it fell but not on me this time...because I did a fucking matrix style slow down n caught the rail and killed a Agent right before my eyes...then put the shower rail back up and continued.

CHAN
Just for giggles for anyone who reads this and knows what am talking about...CHAN YOUR A CUNT! <3 I swear I will have my revenge! your prank sucked too.

Enjoy this small sound clip, one that's been going through my head for most of the night. MURLOCS FTW.

Peace out peeps. Enjoy x

It happens tonight!

2008-11-12T02:03:00.000-08:00

Yes thats right, Wrath of the Lich King is coming out tonight.

Hopefully my pre-order will come today when I get home. I'll get it patched up and go do my last dailies, get some bandages and sort out Mr Rogue.

Then I might go take a nap and then wait til 12am. Then after that it's party time on WoW!

Every WoW nerd is gonna be playing tonight, postmans gonna have a tough time today, he's gonna be delivering Lich King games all damn day today.

So lets celebrate with booze and food and play WoW til the new day rises! Even then I aint going to Uni on thursday.

Peace out.

2008-11-10T08:24:00.000-08:00

Ooo long needed update again. Dammit things are dull lately on the streets, the idiots seemed to have went into hibernation. And right now I don't much else to comment about, except this...

Women! - Shut the hell up sometimes! >.>

Now I over simplfy, I don't mean all women, just some of ya's.
Lettem explain first. So today I was on the bus, my ipod at a decent level so not to blast my ears out but not quiet enough so I cant hear it. A women gets on with 2 kids; one girl, one boy. She's shouting her mouth off at them and said to one of them "Stop being a tit." (Great parenting). So her kids are being really loud, like screamy loud and shes just shouting at them and not actually helping. The guy on the seat over from me and probably the bus driver are slamming our fucking heads off the wall, wishing things that won't be mentioned.

So already my music is being slightly drained out but on we go. I get to the next bustop and another about 6 women get on the bus...suddenly its just noise! Gabbing fucking middleaged women talking about there life! Christ literally my music was totally drained out, so I had to turn it up more and its a piano ensemble album so it can get fairly quiet anyway, so further damage to my ears was caused my nattering women. And nattering women are just bad for my ears so meh no win no win.

Then as we're going on the 2 kids are shouting at their mother but shes too busy talking to notice so both kids bloody simutainlously shout 'real' fucking loud and made the whole bus go quiet (quite genious), think the bus driver had a heart attack too. Was quite glad when they got off.

My lectuerer is a loud-mouth cow too, always sounds angry when talking. Maybe something to do with female genetics that you just love talking loud. Like my friend who I aint seen in a couple of years came on the bus today and we talked at 'normal' levels, just seems 2 women together and its increase the bloody volume to 11 and drain out the fucker behind you whos enjoyable listening to his music.

Now I focus on one kind of woman there. Theres many kinds though lets look at some;

Type A. - The ones you like talking too, you find interesting and fun and speak in normal conversational tones.
Type B. - The ones you put up with listening to just because, well you gotta.
Type C. - The loud mouth ones who just dont show any respect for anyone else.
Type D. - The gabbers who talk about fucking crap/anything, this ones just need to shut up.
Type E. - The quiet ones. Need I say more.

*WARNING* OFFENSIVE MOTIVATIONAL POSTER. THE TYPE THAT WOULD GET ME KICKED IN THE BALLS FROM WOMEN.
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg

Long Haul

2008-11-04T11:03:00.000-08:00

*Yawn* Well nothing happend over the weekend so I can't write much about that, hope you all enjoyed it, as cold as it was.

So yesterday wasnt a bad day, pretty quick. I bought World Ends With You, which if any of you have a DS I recommend buying, it's epic. Well it's kept me of WoW anyway.

One thing that did happen was on the way home I was just minding my own business as usual and some little brat behind me pulled my hair! Now am way to passive to care so I just righted myself and went on although glady heard her mother shout at her n tell her to behave. Mind if I wasnt so passive I woulda felt like turning around and telling her to keep her bloody kid under control...they have leashes for a reason dammit. But meh, something else did happen yesterday but no way am I blogging it, it was so bad and I come out looking so cruel. xD

Today was my free day and yep, did nothing all day but game. Managed to complete Fable 2. Nothing else to blog, nothing else really entertains.

Shoutout to my witchy!

Peace out.

Who said Paladins need to be smart?

"No I don't like breathing..."

2008-10-31T15:53:00.000-07:00

Sarcasm is proverbially said to be the lowest form of wit.
Yet for some reason it's one of the funniest forms of wit if done correctly.

I'm sorry readers, I dont have much to talk about today. I didn't see anything particulary remarkable today. Only heard some crazy woman shouting "Micheal come here! Micheal come here now! Micheal hurry up you nobhead!" That was in the middle of Stockton so we can't really be suprised.

Will be keeping my eyes open. Peace out.

So yeah...

2008-10-30T08:10:00.000-07:00

Okay so today should be a good one. Firstly I'd just like to say that today has been pretty dull, but not so bad. On the way home from Middlesbrough all the way home I couldn't stop laughing inside.

So I'll talk about each one as I saw them on the way home.

1. The Small Woman

- Now firstly I don't want to offend anyone here, this was just simply observation at work. So am standing at the traffic lights and out the corner of my eye I notice the woman stood beside me, she looks like she goes to University and maybe a bit older than me. The primary thing I noticed is she was very small (Not dwarf small, just short).

Now that's fine, I ain't bitching at that but cogs started moving in my head and I just got wondering, damn people this short have to be specific when they choose there bf/gf or whatever. Imagine the situation this random short girl picks out a suitable bf, they quickly fall for each other and end up in bed together, there fooling about when she straddles him but suddenly she notices he has a very long torso, she turns and says "Damn baby you get me so hot...but I can only kiss you or screw you for the next 5 minutes, I can't do both, I simply can't reach." And that's the situation! I mean theres room for potential since her head only comes up to his waist but really now...now I ain't being prejudice, it's just observation. I don't mean to offend anyone nor am I aiming this at anyone, I'm simply pitching out a situation.

2. The Reaper

- Sounds touchy don't it? Well this one really had me biting my lip so not to 'lol' in the bus station.
Basically I was walking through the bus station in Middlesbrough, it was quite full because it had been raining so I think everyone just thought "Fuck it, I ain't walking.". Anyway just as am walking through I see a little kid no older than 12 probably with a Halloween plastic scythe swinging it back and forth behind this old man walking in front of him!

Now I see a definite psychological message here! We have new young life swinging the weapon of death at an elderly man. It really doesn't get any funnier, now people around this 'moment' were laughing but the old man had no idea, imagine if he turned around and saw it swing at him! He woulda shit his pants.

That kept me giggling all the way into Stockton. And now the next part of the trip starts.

3. The Beggar

God this ones bad. So I'm walking towards my next bus stop in Stockton, and just in front of me theres a man with 2 bags of shopping, in his thirties maybe. He approaches me and asks if I can help him, now being the caring lil shit I am, I said yes whats wrong. He said he'd spend to much money shopping and now he had no money to get home and if he could have 80p. Now resisting the urge to laugh at him as he'd clearly been pwned by shopping. I simply said sorry I cant help I only have my bus ticket and no money. Clearly lies, I had the money but fuck it, if I wanted to give money away I'd donate to charity, but I don't so I don't.

Now at first I didn't feel guilty but he stopped not too far in front of me and started asking everyone! No one was helping him and I started to feel a lil guilty heh, he even came up to me again and asked for help but I simply said the same response as before. Eventually after asking more and more people he buggered off down the road and well that was the last of him and my guilt faded and I got back to smiling.

4. "Jesus Christ, wheres the 58."

This one was gold. So am sat at the bus stop waiting for my bus to come, theres only like 3 minutes til its 'approx' time to arrive. So I got my head down just staring at the floor, just fading out of reality for a sec to think about some more random crap. When I just start to hear "Jesus Christ, wheres the 58? Jesus, c'mon." So I look up and theres a middle aged woman, stood, hoping on the spot and moaning about the 58 which isn't 3 minutes early probably like she hoped.

So I put my head back down and she carries on moaning, shes quite clearly cold despite being wrapped up in a coat, scarf and hat. When all of a sudden I hear "Are you waiting for the 58?" In quite a upbeat voice, clearly aimed at me I look up to her and nod and look to the side to see that it's coming down the road. So I stand up and go for my wallet and then I notice this woman is laughing and smiling at me, jumping on the spot! (I'm Resisting the urge to fucking freak) Shes way overexcited about the 58 coming so I hesitantly smile n laugh softly back to try not make her feel like a total nut. I turn around widen my eyes and say to myself "Omg, get me the fuck out of here now." Jump on the bus and sit right at the back. Outta every ones way so I don't have to put up with anymore fruit loops.

And that my friends is the kind of thing I deal with everyday coming home from University on the bus. Madness has landed.

Peace out.

Bonus:

Chavs.

2008-10-29T07:41:00.000-07:00

...really need to get a clue, and stop getting pwned...by curbs. *Shakes head*

Chav = Can't Hack A Vocation.
Chav = Can't Have Any Value.
Chav = Cocky, Hopeless And Violent.
Chav = Crap Hats And Vehicles.
Chav = Clearly Hated As Vermin

And for todays picture, one for the Metallica fans out there and clearly promoting how we all want to deal with Chavs....

<3 peace out.

World of Warcraft - The social ways.

2008-10-28T15:18:00.000-07:00

Okay so throughout the journeys of WoW, you do come across some...interesting things.

I'm gonna show a couple of things which made me laugh thoughout the past weeks.

1. The innuendo.

2. The nab...(I don't wipe you guys that much >.>)

3. Because an accomplishment on WoW is worth alot.

4. The ego and the blame.

5. There wasnt a big delay between the messages...it really was psyhic powers.

6. Because even WoW feels the same.

Something to ponder on.

2008-10-28T08:16:00.000-07:00

...along with half the world. <3 Motivational posters.

The first rant.

2008-10-28T05:18:00.000-07:00

Just a quick first rant. Relating to that of World of Warcraft and why I hate traps.

Need I say more? >.> (Cool pose though. Mutilate ftw)

Test Post.

2008-10-28T04:42:00.001-07:00

Testing.